So, as we’ve all learned, we can’t use the word vagina because it makes immature men uncomfortable.

So, I say we come up with another word we can use in place of the word vagina to a) confuse the living daylights out of men and b) show them that, at their supposedly mature age, they should be able to use anatomically correct terms because they sound like children otherwise. Ideas. Let’s go!

Sidenote: We all know how ridiculous Dr. Elliot Reid looked on Scrubs for her inability to properly refer to genitalia. Just sayin’.