itwouldhurttoomuch:

#BOOM: APPEARING IN THE ACTUAL FIRE AND A CLOUD OF SMOKE #BOOM: DRINKING CHAMPAGNE INSTEAD OF TEA#BAM: BITCHES I KNOW THE DOCTOR’S NAME #(spoiler alert: I fucked it out of him) #BAM I AM FABULOUS AND I WILL SLAP YOU AWAKE #BOOM: HERE GOES MY DRINK TO WAKE YOU UP #say what you want but river loves dramatic entrances #and dramatic lines #and dramatic EVERYTHING  (via iceinherheart-kissonherlips)

your-black-friend:

killtheromance:

what the fuck did i just watch

I don’t know but it really speaks to me

(Source: trixiofthesea)

I…am a horrendously flawed and broken person.

A kiss with a fist is better than none.

raggedytrenchcoats:

This is officially my new favourite thing

ambisinistrous-and-asinine:

starkid challenge - nine characters [9/9] draco malfoy

You must be Harry Potter, the famous bastard. My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise gingers and Mudbloods. I hate Gryffindor House and my parents work for the man that killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?

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jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

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nevillized:

theonion:

Weekend Magazine:  Getting That Perfect Souffle In A World Of Uncertainty And Pain

sounds about right

uncertainty and pain indeed

adridurbs:

NSFW becauses uugh, ovaries

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