gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

thetruthneverlies:

kurtrachelandagayhighfive:

tennants-hair:

why are most villains associated with dark stuff why can’t we have a villain who likes pink lacy pillows and rainbows and ponies

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Because it’s terrifying as fuck

carryonstarkid:

Just watching Girl Meets World when I noticed something

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Take a closer look

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Sound Familiar?

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im not crying youre crying

MCU Civil War Script

nudityandnerdery:

dreamsoftheshininghorizon:

nudityandnerdery:

Senator: Superheroes have to register their secret identities!
Natasha: There’s six of us. Rogers has a Smithsonian exhibit on him, Stark won’t stop telling the world he’s Iron Man, and for the rest of us, I dumped…

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

cnnbreaking:

the most accurate picture of the retail industry 

We have this problem so much at Disney. If the park closed an hour and a half ago, why are you just now deciding “hey, I should go shopping!”?

(Source: spongy-moments)

jsnelgr:

zachlilley:

ebonyxflo:

zachlilley:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Some would say Bill had a

Get out!

Okay I’ll just exit fast and furiously

You better be gone in Sixty seconds

jsnelgr:

zachlilley:

ebonyxflo:

zachlilley:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Some would say Bill had a

Get out!

Okay I’ll just exit fast and furiously

You better be gone in Sixty seconds

thebatmanchild:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

How old are you? 
“ten”
How long have you been ten?
“…”

thebatmanchild:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

How old are you? 

“ten”

How long have you been ten?

“…”

(Source: setyourphaserstostun)

I’m at work and waiting for my coworker/supervisor/boss (depends on the hat he’s wearing at the time) to come back with the mail. There’s nothing to do yet, so I’m reading…fanfiction.

What is wrong with me.


On a side note, I’m working fifteen hours today, so if I don’t make much sense by the end of it I’m sorry.