thebatmanchild:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

How old are you? 
“ten”
How long have you been ten?
“…”

thebatmanchild:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

How old are you? 

“ten”

How long have you been ten?

“…”

(Source: setyourphaserstostun)

I’m at work and waiting for my coworker/supervisor/boss (depends on the hat he’s wearing at the time) to come back with the mail. There’s nothing to do yet, so I’m reading…fanfiction.

What is wrong with me.


On a side note, I’m working fifteen hours today, so if I don’t make much sense by the end of it I’m sorry.

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

lickitungrapunxel:

noddin my head like yeah 

image

movin my hips like yeah 

image

(Source: tekkenball)

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

Science side strikes again.

Karen and Zoe uk premiere

(Source: karengillanlover)

rromanoffs:

truth is a matter of circumstance. it’s not all things to all people at all times. and neither am i.

fleetvale:

dean said ‘unusual suits’ and i was like ‘yes ok’

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)