(Source: hanamurateruteru)

Kid:Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier:Are you 18?
Kid:It's okay, they're a metaphor.
hatesful:

my blueberry muffin looks exactly like my dog I’m gonna cry

hatesful:

my blueberry muffin looks exactly like my dog I’m gonna cry

(Source: ghostfawns)

theeternaltuesdayafternoon:

k-lionheart:

luminousrabbitofcaerbannog:

emilianadarling:

I’ve been waiting years for this gifset to come into my life.

But what if he was speaking Gallifreyan about really complicated physics and all the TARDIS could translate was ‘Physics’

I…YOU… GUH…

headcanon accepted

(Source: roserory)

laugh-addict:

 



omg I went to the supermarket and bought this today. 
NOW I CAN HAVE MY FAVOURITE HEROES ALL OVER MY BODY 

WHAT DO THEY SMELL LIKE

Strawberries and FREEDOM. 

laugh-addict:

 

omg I went to the supermarket and bought this today. 

NOW I CAN HAVE MY FAVOURITE HEROES ALL OVER MY BODY 

WHAT DO THEY SMELL LIKE

Strawberries and FREEDOM

(Source: colonelrogers)

(Source: moringmark)

"The thing about the dance is, you never get to stop. Every day you wake up, it’s the same bloody question that haunts you: is today the day I die? Death is on your heels, baby, and sooner or later it’s gonna catch you. And part of you wants it… not only to stop the fear and uncertainty, but because you’re just a little bit in love with it. Death is your art. You make it with your hands, day after day. That final gasp. That look of peace. Part of you is desperate to know: what’s it like? Where does it lead you? And now, you see, that’s the secret. Not the punch you didn’t throw or the kicks you didn’t land. Every Slayer… has a death wish. Even you. The only reason you’ve lasted as long as you have is you’ve got ties to the world… Your mum, your brat kid sister, the Scoobies. They all tie you here, but you’re just putting off the inevitable. Sooner or later, you’re gonna want it. And the second… the second that happens… You know I’ll be there. I’ll slip in… Have myself a real good day. Here endeth the lesson."

(Source: zoewashburne)

penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

"You do anything fun Saturday night?"

(Source: wintersxldier)

torrilla:

Tom Hiddleston seen dressed in costume while filming scenes for their new horror movie ‘Crimson Peak’ in Toronto on April 16, 2014 [HQ]